Flash!

I have a fairly elaborate (extreme) collection of SuperHero t-shirts. I won't give you and exact number (more than 4), I would give an explanation (excuse, alibi...) however it's simple I do not have one.  Chalk it up to my own superhero status, who wouldn't want me in that dark alley with them (you) in their (your) moment of need (not you?).

Don't laugh, it's not funny (dropdead funny), I have super powers.

My Super Powers:

1. I can run a really, really long way.

2. I'm liable to say I can do something and I won't even realize I can't actually do it until it's too late and that will give you plenty of time to flee from your dangerous encounter (diversion).

What does this Super Hero run on?

1. Starbuck's. Lot's and lot's of Starbuck's, preferably a mocha or caramel macchiatto (the skim kind-even super heroes have to monitor their figure-how else do they fit in those super tight Ab muscle showing suits?)

Kryptonite?

1. Doubt. This super hero doesn't like to be on anyone's "you can't do it radar."

2.  Negativity.  Who can stand it?


My favorite Super Hero t-shirt is my red "The Flash" shirt.

What I find most ironic about this shirt? I'm not surprised that a lot of people have it, but rather that a lot of exceptionally large individuals sport it (wrong use of words...sport?). It seems to me that it would be much better to wear Batman or Superman than to decide to not look thin in the shirt of a super hero (do not say figament of imagination). It's the FLASH not the overweight McGriddleman!

Before you claim that I am being cruel or arrogant, I promise I am not.  I really am a SuperHero.  I admit that I am not a sprinter so that officially, technically disqualifies me from wearing the coveted Flash shirt.    I'm an equal opportunity hypocrite, I simply look better doing it.

Don't forget to think about who you are with before walking down that dark alley...  Hopefully, it's not a McD's imitation Super Hero!