Saturday, October 3, 2009

FCUK it, I'm Hillary Clinton

Did you know Andorra has the highest human life expectency? It's 83.52.

Do you even know where Andorra is?

In the Pyreness mountains bordered by France and Spain.

That has little, in fact nothing to do with this blog but perhaps you learned something and are now .001 percent smarter!

So, reading this is as educational as it is entertaining. And you thought I was just another pretty face!

Have you ever been a woman in charge? Boys no smart ass comment needs to be added to the bottom of this blog, we women all know your opinion.

I was the "boss" today at work and I realize that no matter what if you attempt to make men "work" as a female. You are a bitch. This is not a new phenomenon but you are a "bitch" or "hillary clinton" or a pushover.

As much fun as it would be to run around and gossip about how it's never okay for women to wear a long shirt that extends past her shorts (a topic for a future blog), wink at your male coworkers and constantly stroke their ego or shoulder and tell them just how awesome they are, let's just face it they are overgrown teenage boys who would rather play with their Transformers then listen to a woman tell them to work.

Thankfully, I'm okay with the "bitch" title and I relate enough with my male counterparts that that title is rarely thrown my way. But, I do think they try to pull more things over on me because I'm "nice."

Luckily, this relationship as one of the boys tossing a football around, laughing at there crass jokes, talking sports and having a horrible fantasy football league usually grants me a "daypass" into the boy's club even when I'm the boss, but I do feel bad for those women who can't relate and therefore endure the "evil" woman role or that of "Hillary Clinton."

Unfortunately.

My advice, read the sports page (even if it's just the headline) and take up golf. It's okay of you are a novice, so is the leader of the free world.

So, French Connection United Kingdom, I'm Hillary Clinton!

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