DC Randomness

Today, I had my picture taken with a female condom. No, not the "ring" or something. A true, human female condom.


A female wearing a condom hat.

Juvenile to take said picture?


I think not.  


All I could think about was Justin Timberlake dancing around as a fake boob on Saturday Night Live.  


"My mediocre face...."


I am only promoting self-awareness and safe sex. If you are jealous of the fact that I received 2 Durex condoms, actually 4 but I gave two to one of my pals who was with me. A little ackward because he is a dude and I wasn't dressed as the condom..and I don't typically pass out condoms. I figured adequate payment for taking my picture was a split of my pirate bounty!


The Female Condom was not as random as it seems, she was out promoting safe sex at an AIDS walk in DC. I think it takes a special person to dress up in DC as a condom, but perhaps not, with all the odd things going on in our Capital City, it may be determined to be a very small ripple on the weirdness scale.


I think it takes an even braver soul to pose with the Female Condom, but I would hate to overly toot my own horn, although today I was likened to Hillary Swank. I guess, that is better than being compared to another Hillary in a previous blog.  I am quite aware though I am no, Hillary Swank.  


"I know Hillary Swank and dear, you are no Hillary Swank!"  I know that is what is going through your mind!!  


Well, since I have no further to report other than practice safe sex.  This will be it for tonight.


I am quite aware of the many, many jokes that could be made in reference to this picture or this topic.  


"She's ribbed for her pleasure."


"She appeared and then reappeared!"


Get  the dirt out of your mind!


I am beginning to think it is grown adults and those dirty minds that are the real reason behind the push-back on providing condoms to our youth.  We can't stop laughing ourselves, at least this one can't.